Jul 5 2009

From USA TODAY

“[Michael] Owen’s recent woes have overshadowed a once-flourishing career. When still feared by opponents, his goals helped Liverpool win two League Cups, an FA Cup and a UEFA Cup between 2001 and ‘03.

Since he left Anfield for Real Madrid in 2004, however, he has won nothing.”


Gee whiz, Judas, maybe you shouldn’t have been such a greedy bastard.

Jul 4 2009
This is John’s idea of what I look like in (group) pictures.
This is John’s idea of what I look like in (group) pictures.
That SOB is rolling over in his grave right now. Joe Biden on Saddam Hussein, July 4th, 2009. Stay classy, America (via sturmunddrang)
Put your hands up for Detroit.
Put your hands up for Detroit.
Jul 3 2009
It’s so nice! My mom, talking about the part in Les Miserables when all the students die.
Jul 2 2009
She looks good with a black eye. John, talking about Anna Pacquin in True Blood.
AT&T: more bars in more places.
AT&T: more bars in more places.
For crazy hat day I was a banana. This is a banana split.
For crazy hat day I was a banana. This is a banana split.
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